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a dwarf's lament

By Bobby Isosceles

The elevator door began to open and I was about to step in when all of a sudden I saw the dwarf who lived on my floor. A pleasant older Persian lady with a hunch back, she stands about a meter tall and has to reach up with her stubby little arms to open doors. She was wrangling with a mini-shopping cart, trying to push it around and out, her tiny hands reaching as high up as they can go, which was about at ear level for her.

I held the door open so she could move out, but then I realized she was having some trouble moving the cart. I offered to help, and she politely demurred, nodding her head toward the floor, saying "It's not me, it's the cart."

I looked at the floor and saw one of the wheels was completely askew, almost horizontal, thus causing difficulty trying to move it, especially with her leverage point.

"It's broken," I said.

I heard two hmphs and then saw a wry, but sad smirk.

"Just like me," she sighed.

2 Comments

1. 
 on 6 December 2008 at 1:18 PM
Awwww, haha awesome!!
2. 
 on 6 December 2008 at 1:21 PM
I heard, I think it was matt diablo or one of the morning show guys in the 91x morning show here in good 'ok san diego read this very story promoting the site! Haha, I love it!

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